Once upon a time there was a girl with a normal heart. But then one day she bought one of those cupcake kits at the grocery store on sale. It was 30% off.
As she was leaving someone said " oh my lan, where did you get that kit?" She pointed to aisle 4 where the kits were stacked. The woman responded with a "bless your heart."
That was the moment it turned into a cupcake. Because she was holding the kit so close to her chest.